i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.
every time i listen to you’re not the one by sky ferreira i feel like a zooey deschanel kinda girl and it’s the day of my wedding and i’m wearing a wedding dress with sneakers and i push the groom in a pool and run away and hop in a car with a guy who’s in a band and we drive really fast into the sunset and i take my veil off and throw it out the window